Getting Your 80s Fix in DC

From the crimpers to the jelly shoes to that actor who became president, does anyone really want to relive the 1980s? Give them about five shots of cheap liquor, and the answer to that question is a resounding yes. It seems that even in the hippest of hipsters, there's a corner of the soul that revels in cheesy power ballads. If you'd do anything for love, here's a list of bars in the District of Columbia that'll drive you crazy. But buyer beware -- though DC's top 80s bars have great playlists, many leave something to be desired in other departments. Comments, suggestions, and/or disgust welcome in the comments or via the tipline.

The Angry Inch

2450 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009

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N 38° 55.17968 W 77° 2.32463

Tattoo Bar

1413 K St NW
Washington, DC 20005

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N 38° 54.9536 W 77° 1.57882

Smith Point

1338 Wisconsin Ave NW
Washington, DC 20007

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N 38° 54.27651 W 77° 3.48653

Cobalt

1639 R St NW
Washington, DC 20009

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N 38° 54.45475 W 77° 2.14499

Club Heaven & Hell

2327 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009

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N 38° 55.11816 W 77° 2.30483

Dan's Cafe

2315 18th St NW
Washington, DC 20009

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N 38° 55.11377 W 77° 2.30375

The Guards

2915 M St NW
Washington, DC 20007

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N 38° 54.18957 W 77° 3.29674