Portraiture of the Penis

Friday's the deadline for Australia's Archibald Prize, a contest to determine the best portrait of the year. Though not a favorite, the submission by artist Tim Patch -- a.k.a. "Pricasso" -- has at least generated some buzz (or "excitement" perhaps). That's because Patch paints with his dick. He admits that he also uses his ass to paint backgrounds though, so please, don't typecast him as some kind of novelty act. Man's got range. [SMH]