Bodega Porn Sales Get High Tech

New York's bodegas have been selling dirty magazines and videos for a long time now, but they've only just caught up to the digital revolution. Earlier today, I spotted a major innovation in deli smut sales -- scratch-off cards good for purchasing On Demand porn online.

For only $4, you get 30 minutes of access to HotMovies.com's library of "over 65,000" hot clips (including such classes as "Mouth & Toe 6"). Finally, people without credit cards or checking accounts can enjoy streaming sex videos! Unfortunately, the guy at the counter told me they don't accept food stamps for this item. The bodega is called "Stop & Shop" on Fourth Avenue in Brooklyn, and they have a fine selection of more traditional adult reading and viewing materials, beer, cigarettes, and prayer candles in addition to the pay-per-minute porn. You can find the prepaid XXX clips behind the cash register next to the regular phone cards.