Gridskipper

Above are some guidelines from a small Mexican restaurant in Huntington Beach. I'm completely puzzled by the "some kinds of people like booths more than others" theory — I thought everyone liked 'em.

According to the waitress who passed this precious note along to the internet, the restaurant owners "also posted a dress code rule that ladies must wear makeup and skirts could not be below the knee." Kitschy! More from those guidelines, as well as other unpleasant pleas, demands, orders and requests, is at Passive Aggressive Notes.