An R-Rated Response to Deltalina (Sexy Finger Wagging Included)

It was only a matter of time until someone posted a response to Internet phenomenon Deltalina -- the redheaded, Angelina Jolie-esque stewardess who stars in the air carrier's new safety video. One parody that the fine folks at Funny or Die have provided is ridden with sexual innuendoes, dildos and a truly amazing take on Deltalina's finger wag. Their faux flight attendant (pictured here with a condom in her hands) even manages to get a few real flying facts in between talk of her "buttered tits" and "greasy ass." For instance, "If you're seated at an emergency exit, then you're f***ing lucky." Video (most definitely NSFW) after the jump.