Return to the G-String Jungle

It's a lot like the man and his magazine -- as tacky and as smutty as possible. There's a business-casual dress code and a cigar lounge, making it perfect for corporate … honchos looking to spice up their power lunches with a little action. Interestingly, the defunct domain names of several shuttered city strip joints redirect to Larry's place. [link]

This Midtown cabaret is best known for its feature shows with big-name porn stars. They strive to foster an upscale nightclub atmosphere in their showroom, which includes … a "waterfall lounge" and large comfy chairs that are conducive to lap dancing. [link]

You wouldn't think that massive Peter Luger's-style gourmet porterhouse steaks would go well with lap dances, but Robert's steakhouse at the Penthouse executive club is … based on that very premise. Both Frank Bruni and noted food blogger cia_b have confirmed that the steaks here are the real deal, but since they're around $50 a pop and come accompanied by $20 drinks, you're probably better off buying your beef somewhere else if you're don't have to have a side order of boobs. [link]

Since grimy local favorite Sweet Cherry closed a while back, this is the last remaining strip club in what was once a thriving smut district near the Brooklyn Navy Yard. The dancers are surprisingly attractive, but on the weekends there are usually far too few of them to satisfy the large crowds. Don't expect any "extra special treatment" … here without spending big money. [link]

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This downtown club, the former Goth hangout the Bank, is pretty much the only spot in the city for the ladies to enjoy a Chippendale-style strip show. They specialize in … bachelorette party packages. [link]