Gridskipper

One time, a pizza was delivered to my dorm at American University. It had a cigarette butt baked into the cheese. We called and got a new, free pizza delivered ... and ate it. What person in the right mind would… ingest food from a place that seasons its menu options with nicotine instead of salt? Well, someone who's high. Since options are limited at 4 a.m., and Manny and Olga's is open late, stoners have few options in the wee hours. And really, there's no other excuse for swallowing it. [link]

You're in the dark and don't have to talk to anybody, which is a plus. Then, the magic happens. From the website: "For the first time, you'll feel the sensation of zooming through the cosmos, enveloped in color-saturated… moving images and spine-tingling sound." So this is flying high times two. Just don't get enveloped by a black hole. Treat yourself to astronaut ice cream for dessert. (epsilon289/flickr) [link]

You can do many doob-fiend-friendly activities at this little nook in the Tidal Basin. Have a sloppy make out session. Watch the planes take off from National Airport. Revert to childhood at the playground. Rate… the horrifying outfits worn by tourists. Pee behind a tree. Ah, nature. (Andy961/flickr) [link]

Whoa, wouldn't it be cool to like, live in that house? There's nothing more creepy or surreal than the sculpture garden when you're NOT stoned, so it seems like the perfect place to go when you want to transport… yourself to a world of metal spiders and pensive bunny rabbits. Maybe you'll see the light and have a revelation. Or just freak yourself the fuck out. (maiac/flickr) [link]

"I mean, come on people! The name!" my hash-happy friend told me. Pay homage to the country that still allows you to rock the ganja in public by eating here to curb your munchie attack. You can't beat the fries,… and dipping them in the sweet, sweet yellowy mayonnaise is encouraged. When you're high, you won't mind how messy it is to eat this fork-less meal, and you'll be less worried about who's watching you load up your pita with a grotesque mixture of toppings. [link]

Sometimes, marijuana just leads to more cravings. Stimulation, the ability to smoke cigarettes inside and beer are all available at the Arlington Cinema 'N Drafthouse. The bar shows movies and have comedy shows… and live music for very cheap prices. Movies, beer, food and fun? Yes please. [link]