Vote Or Die

Hey! What are you still doing here? In fact, what am I still doing here? I'm not really sure, but it's Friday and we're having ourselves one heck of a dream vacation contest.

Want to enter? Too bad friend, it's too late for that, but you can still vote to your heart's content. Just follow the link to the profile page for the entry you think kicks the most ass, and click the plus sign that says "follow this commenter." Don't write a message on the page though, well actually feel free to, but it's not a vote. Definitely don't write us an email though. That just pisses us off and it's not even close to a vote. (We kid, we will definitely help.)

Confused? Of course you are. Just try to relax. To help chill you out, I've run this post alongside the best nearly naked picture of Scarlett Johansson and her incredible breasts in a cheerleader outfit to ever grace the internet. Alright, to be honest, I actually ran that photo of ScarJo because it gave me an excuse to say "pictures," "breasts," "naked," "cheerleader," and "Scarlett Johansson" in the same post. That guarantees that this here post will get mad pageviews. Oh that reminds me-- Boobs. Yeah, I needed to get that one in there too. Don't believe me? Check back in a month, this thing will have more views than a Julia Allison sex tape. See that? There I go, I just did it again. God, I'm good.