Beautiful Women of the World: Germany's Sexy Playmates
Since we're blogging about whatever strikes our fancy today, I thought I'd take this time discuss one of my all-time favorite topics-- beautiful women! Some of my favorite sources for sexy lady eye candy are the international editions of Playboy Magazine. Hugh Hefner's porno empire has spread throughout the world, and presently there are at least 25 international versions of the magazine. Each of these global remixes of Playboy has their charms. The Russian edition features hardcore chicks with tattoos and rippling muscles who look like they could survive a stint in a bleak Stalinist factory or kick the shit out of you in a bread line. Brazilian Playboy features naturally curvy, implant-free cuties. The best part of Brazilian Playboy is something called "Coelhinhas," which seems to involve regular girls sending in naked pictures of themselves to the magazine. To be quite honest, I'm not exactly sure what "Coelhinhas" are, I just know that whatever it is, I like it a lot. Anyways, I digress. All of the international Playboys are pretty great, but today I want to talk about the best one of them all: Playboy Germany.
Playboy Germany is excellent for oh so many reasons. First, if you've ever been to the Rhineland, you know that German TV shows and magazines are constantly showing naked breasts. Germany has a much different attitude toward public nudity than we do here in the States, which means that their porno mags are able to get celebs to strip down. For example, this month's issue features a topless pictorial with Fiona Erdmann, a 19-year-old former contestant from Germany's Next Top Model. As you might imagine, being a fashion model and all, Erdmann is smoking hot. She's like an even hotter version of young Carla Bruni. You'd never see teenage supermodel-caliber naked pictures in an American porn magazine.
Erdmann's photos are also an example of the second thing that makes German Playboy so fantastic-- the kink factor! We all know that Germans have a rep for the freaky sex stuff, and this kinkiness spills over into their softcore pornography. In her shots Erdmann is wearing dominatrix-worthy spiky stilettoes and some shiny rubberized panties. Hot stuff! In the past when I've fantasized about German women, I've imagined sexy Oktoberfest action with x-rated takes on St. Pauli Girl style blond, pigtailed, and lederhosen-clad beer hall ladies, but Fiona Erdmann and Playboy Germany have definitely opened my eyes to the wonderful world of raven-haired Teutonic lasses in skimpy S&M gear. Danke schoen my darling. Danke schoen.
