Beautiful Women of the World: Princess Charlotte Casiraghi

I'm feeling a little out of sorts today, so I've decided to just post whatever I'm in the mood to blog about. Obviously, I've used this as an excuse to write up odes to some of the finest women in the world. No day of posting international hottie photos would be complete without acknowledging the Princess of Monaco, Charlotte Casiraghi. No less an authority on pretty women than Chanel's Karl Lagerfeld (who, regardless of his personal preferences, is constantly surrounded by gorgeous models) once likened Princess Charlotte to the famous French sex kitten Brigitte Bardot. Her movie star looks are to be expected, since Charlotte's grandmother is none other than Grace Kelly. In addition to her royal pedigree, killer tan, and piercing grey eyes, the 21-year-old Princess is also in possession of her own island off the Sardinian coast, which is a good thing because she looks damn good in a bikini.

There are plenty of beautiful super-rich girls in the world, but Charlotte has all kinds of fancy French diplomas, so you know she's smart to boot. These days, the sugar mommy of my dreams is living in London, where she's doing an newspaper internship at the Independent. I can't decide whether her love of journalism makes my crush bigger, being that we're kindred spirits and all, or if it makes me think that she might not be so smart after all. Doesn't Charlotte realize that there's clearly no future in this damned industry of ours? Sigh.

My only consolation is hoping that when Charlotte finds herself in permalancer hell like I am, we can drown our sorrows at a bar. It'll inevitably lead to a Royally sloppy hookup session. It's totally going to happen. Gorgeous heiresses always dig semi-unemployed dudes with bodies built for the blogosphere.