No one will notice you slipping downstairs at this noisy and crowded spot, and the bathroom itself is worth the trip. There are designated separate doors for men and … women but the first room you walk into (with sinks and mirrors) is actually unisex. As you can imagine, confusion ensues (and more handwashing than normal). Other pluses include soft lighting, clean toilets, and a full length mirror, a rarity on the LES bar scene.
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The behemoth in the Meatpacking District has a bar downstairs, so you don't have to be dining there to use their immaculate bathroom. The toilet seat lids lift … automatically, the seats are heated, and there are buttons ("front", "rear", "pulsating", "gentle", and "flush"), not to mention the trippy glass-n-flower stall walls.
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While waiting out a sudden rainstorm under the large awning of St. Vincent's hospital in the West Village, I suddenly felt the need for a restroom. Not knowing where else … to go, I just snuck round the corner into the emergency room. They are totally nice, don't ask you any questions, and the toilets are clean. Hell, it's an emergency room--that's what they're there for.
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A bar review in Metro New York mentioned this great bathroom. To prevent drunken idiots from writing graffiti on the bathroom walls, the proprietor has installed … blackboard with chalk in the restrooms. This is a great pit stop because a) you will have fun while taking care of business and b) they are basically inviting you to stop in for a free pee by making their bathroom so damn cool. Not only that but the beers are amazing here and thus ensues a vicious cycle: pee, drink beer, pee more, drink more.
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