monkeyrotica commented on Is M. Night Shyamalan Our Generation's Ed Wood?, at 3:07 PM on May 16 This would have been so much better had the killers been Raj and Rerun. more » [defamer]

monkeyrotica commented on Lindsay Lohan's 22nd Birthday Party Needs Corporate Sponsorship, at 3:02 PM on May 16 I'm in for a $5 roll of quarters. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on First Live Shots of Metal Gear Solid 4 Bluetooth Headset, at 8:42 AM on May 15 You mean I can be a geek, a dork, AND a loudmouthed jerk synergizing in the grocery aisles all in one fell swoop? more » [gizmodo]

monkeyrotica commented on Disturbing Playstation Ad Will Put You Off Video Games Forever, at 11:30 AM on May 13 Judging by his cuticle, I'd say he's Jewish. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on Buy JFK's Air Guitar For Next To Nothing!, at 10:36 AM on May 9 That's got to be a fake. more » [wonkette]

monkeyrotica commented on DC's Best Macaroni & Cheese, at 9:28 AM on May 9 Gruyere? more »

monkeyrotica commented on "Witches... Remove... Your Wigs!", at 11:51 AM on May 7 The one with the pearls is Ali Lohan, right? more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on BlackBerry 9000 Reviewed Early (Verdict: Fantastic), at 1:50 PM on May 6 This just in: Blackberry fan site thinks new Blackberry is fantastic. more » [gizmodo]

monkeyrotica commented on Hipster Porn Flick Seeks 'Bushdick' Actors, at 1:46 PM on May 6 "Midgets Lost in Bushdick" is a shameless ripoff of "Munchkins Lost in Bushdick." They should be ashamed. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on How to Find God, With Your Guides Ethan and Joel Coen, at 9:49 AM on May 5 It's been said "Miller's Crossing" is pretty much Christ versus the Pharissees and the Romans, but you could say the same for "Red Harvest" and "Yojimbo," so there it is. more » [defamer]

monkeyrotica commented on See Heidi Swat Lauren: A David Letterman 'Hills' Primer, at 2:30 PM on May 1 WTF is she wearing? more » [defamer]

monkeyrotica commented on Dealzmodo Ahoy: HDTVs Will Get Stupid Cheap Next Month, at 3:54 PM on Apr 30 Yawn. more » [gizmodo]

monkeyrotica commented on Well, This Is Still Going On, at 1:23 PM on Apr 30 "We got rat cake, rat pudding, rat sorbet, or strawberry tart." more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on "Phew! Still There.", at 3:17 PM on Apr 29 "When I was finished, I told him to give me a pearl necklace. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on DC's Overrated Restaurants, Part 2, at 2:53 PM on Apr 29 You go to Old Ebbitt to get drunk, eat raw oysters, and make fun of tourists. more »

monkeyrotica commented on Stalk Scarlett Johansson Via Music Video, at 10:51 AM on Apr 29 I like it. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on No Hills Star For Bush, at 8:57 AM on Apr 24 @Koreanish: If only she had a 4-year lifespan. But I'd settle for her getting blown up at Carousel when her Life Clock goes all blinky. more » [gawker]

monkeyrotica commented on Star Trek Medical Tricorder Goes Beep, Won't Diagnose Alien Disease, at 11:45 AM on Apr 23 Pop out that little screen, insert an MP4 player, and you'll never, ever get laid again. more » [gizmodo]