
Something big and red has muscled its way into the Columbia Heights neighborhood, and it's forcing all of us to rethink what we want out of life. Thank you, Target, for making me wonder if I should break down and get a minivan... or a Land Rover... or a hideous Subaru Outback. And props for prompting my best friend to ponder buying a house in — gasp —
Fairfax. The new Target is the latest suburban chain to move into our city and make our once gritty, diverse urban experience a little more generic. Bed, Bath and Beyond showed up in Chinatown a couple of years ago, and this spring
Harris Teeter is opening a branch in Adams Morgan. Here's a guide to suburban DC that will have you skipping out on all-nighters at the bar and announcing that you've lined up "a pretty nice little Saturday. We're going to Home Depot . . . maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond," like Will Ferrell in "Old School." Let us know via the tipline if we've missed some prime spots to buy blenders and shower curtains.