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A while back, I wrote about the go-go bar scene in Hong Kong's Wan Chai red light district. These palaces of neon and sex are seen by the locals as tourist traps rather than reliable places to score. After I published the post, I heard from a blogger named "Spike." His site, Spike In Hong Kong, chronicled his journeys through Hong Kong's underbelly. The blog's gone now, but Spike sent me some of the information from his archives describing exactly what happens inside these gaudy brothels -- and also information on the more hidden "freelance" hooker scene in Wan Chai. After the jump, hear an expert's view of the Hong Kong sex scene. (photo)

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As part of our continuing effort to show the sticky underside of postcard Paris, Gridskipper presents the sauna mixte. Just like the city's clubs échangistes, these saunas are for having sex with strangers. So what's the difference between a club and a sauna? With the sauna, you'll be given a locker, a pair of flip flops, and green tea instead of a gimlet. You'll also be expected to have sex. Saunas mixtes, in comparison with the clubs, are less tolerant of voyeurs, and there's a lot more sausage on offer. This makes them ideal for fans of pluralité masculine -- they're not for the curious onlooker. Saunas are also favored as an in-and-out option for the city's clandestine couples; low prices and convenient hours make them the fast food of infidelity. 

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This week, Eliot Spitzer's Washington escort romp showed us once again why DC has a well-earned reputation as a hotbed of sex and scandal. However, despite all those horny politicians, the capital actually has a fairly weak strip club scene. The powers-that-be in DC issue very few licenses for nude dancing and Near Southeast, the traditional stronghold of Washington strip clubs, is being taken over by condo developers and the Nationals' new stadium. Recently, such venerable establishments as Heat, Club 55, and the Nexus Gold Club have all closed. DC lap-dance aficionados were dealt a further blow back in January, when JP's Nightclub burned to the ground. As a service to our readers, I've mapped some of the DC-area strip clubs that are still going strong. If we missed your favorite, please let us know via the comments or the trusty tipline.

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New York's bodegas have been selling dirty magazines and videos for a long time now, but they've only just caught up to the digital revolution. Earlier today, I spotted a major innovation in deli smut sales -- scratch-off cards good for purchasing On Demand porn online.

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At Rio de Janeiro's recently concluded Carnival celebrations, ladies are traditionally permitted to run around bare-chested and bethonged, as long as the genitals (or really, just the actual genital slits) are technically covered. One crew was somehow disqualified from parade competition because of too much nudity. The offending member of the Sao Clemente crew wasn't named, but everyone knows it was carnival queen Viviane Castro, who paraded around in a tiny patch of glue-on fabric that apparently failed to reliably adhere. Fullsize NSFW pic after the jump, of course.

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You shell out $100 for a massage, and they don't even pleasure your most sensitive parts? It's a crime, but a preventable one. New York has swarms of semi-illicit massage parlors that offer happy endings along with that backrub you so desperately need. We've already posted an authoritative roundup of the city's best handjobs, but several tipsters have written in to tell us that a few of our original picks have since closed. So, I scoured the net to get a fresh batch of joyful-conclusion massage parlors for your pleasure and perusal. Most of these spots stink of human trafficking and bacterial infections, but fappers can't be choosers.

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Our house videossifier Richard Blakeley is a nice boy, really. He just has certain ... urges. If you're ready to learn a few things and are perfectly OK with a second shower today, then by all means, read on. You'll either discover new pseudo-public places to enjoy a lovely bout of fellatio, or you'll add certain locales to your ongoing "must avoid" list.

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During Christmastime, thoughts turn to days of yore like gifts from Santa, grandma's cooking, and the convenience store being your sole source for smut. But St. Nick's a fraud, grandma's been dead since '97, and the Internet has made porn ubiquitous. The holiday season, however, provides a good reason to buy skin mags-- if you're visiting your family, how else are you going to get your porn fix? Do you dare risk a peek at Mr. Chews Asian Beaver on your dad's computer? Christmas is the perfect time to relive your misspent youth. Head out to the convenience store and pack a slim brown paper bag with Cheri, Juggs, or Barely Legal Babes. Rip open the plastic wrappers on the drive home, stash the magazines in your shirt as you book it past your mom, and then finally, finally, enjoy your time alone. Here are some of the best places in DC to partake in that salacious stroll down memory lane. If we missed your favorite source for shots of clean-shaven cooch, please share your suggestions in the comments or tipline, pervs. (photo)

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Montreal is best known for two things-- hockey and stripping. Their beloved Canadiens are one of the most successful franchises in the history of sports and their strip joints are equally acclaimed. Throughout the island of Montreal, full contact danses cost only $10 and are famous for leaving customers with a smile on their face. Sadly, even in this pervy paradise there are still some spots filled with hustlers, sketchy bouncers, and fugly dancers. To fully enjoy the city's sexy scene it helps to know where to start, so I consulted the good people of the internet and logged on to a Canadian message board dedicated to paying for punani to get the scoop on Montreal's infamous strip joints.

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Let's be honest here, there are some times when you go out on the town looking for one thing and one thing only-- hot, sweaty sex. If clubs aren't your thing, the vibrant bar scene in Brooklyn makes it one of the city's best places to score. Now. casual sex is awesome, but it can get gross pretty quickly without checking under the hood in between romps. Luckily, in addition to the many quality pick up bars, Brooklyn is also home to city-sponsored clinics offering free emergency contraception along with tests for AIDS and all the other assorted nasties. If the prospect of facing the ghosts of your past adventures freaks you out, take heart--the waiting rooms at STD testing centers are also great places to get a date. You'll be surrounded by people who are just as single, promiscuous, and fond of unprotected sex as you are. Getting drunk, laid, and swabbed where the sun don't shine has never been so easy, and here's a guide to where to do all three.

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What are you waiting for? Get out there, be erotic, have sex, stimulate your senses, feed and embrace your deep desires! This is the fundamental thought behind Madrid's first Pornography Festival, planned for April 2008. The festival works towards promoting the glory of sex as a form of adult entertainment and shaping the acceptance of explicit pornography as a means of exploration to be enjoyed without succumbing to social stigma. High-class and arty!

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In contrast to lame holiday gift guides, SF Weekly offers the more exciting and salacious 12 Dildos of Christmas, complete with slideshow and a map. Perfect for that sexually ambitious female (or shemale) on your gift list. [SFW]

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The Bibliothèque Nationale understands that, as a government institution, the fastest way to make money is to charge for nearly everything. But how to bring the crowds to the library? Sex. Lots and lots of sex. Starting this week, the Bibliothèque's newest exhibition is "L'Enfer" ("Hell"), a collection of greatest hits from the library's pornography archives.

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San Francisco -- they have sex there, don't they? Nothing benefits from forethought like recreational fucking, and that goes triply so for taking sex even semi-public. Take heed (or head if you can get it) and plan out a urban sex safari like no other bustling global metropolis can offer. Native queermosexuals and pomoheteros of all genders can enjoy most any of the offerings herein, and for the novice? A local may be so kind as to pass the lube if you play it right. No pictures, darling, and begin.

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Males over a certain age in Sydney have an inevitable curiosity that leads them into temptation, often manifested by a fascination with the city's streetwalkers. There are certain places and spaces habituated by Sydney's ladies of the evening, some more recognizable to the newcomer than others. To help keep your sexy streets straight, I've keyed each one to a pop song of passing relevance. And please, nothing quite so obvious as "Roxanne."

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Anonymous homosex in public toilets suffered a nationwide downturn when the Republicans got caught and gave away the game. Now that the enemy has broken the code, they're remodeling bathrooms faster than Extreme Makeover: Home Edition by lowering doors, raising dividers, and filling cracks. Luckily our nation's capital is always above the law (though the city might bottom for the right guy), and Washington DC remains a fine place for gentlemen to make new friends, shake hands, suck on cigars, play ball, or simply enjoy the warmth of each other's company -- all this and more inside a tiny bathroom stall. With cruising still so easy, why sit at home and wank when you can find a stranger to do it for you? The following locations represent Washington's classic bathroom sex venues, although sleuthy gays are forever expanding their repertoire. Enjoy the precious moments and beware the plainclothes police officer.

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Every city has its strip club joints, where the lithe young entrepreneurial ladies dance nakedly on tables, slither up and down poles, or flirt with the laps of paying customers in search of a cheap, fleeting thrill. London has dozens of strip club options to suit any taste, budget, time constraint, or geographical location. Here's a list of some of the more well-established "gentleman's clubs" around town.

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On the surface, Manhattan may seem sanitized, but a quick glance through any of the city's weekly local papers or the "erotic services" section of Craigslist reveals that prostitution is still alive and well in the Big Apple. But where? I perused the last three weeks worth of "adult" classifieds in the back pages of the Village Voice and noted every ad that mentioned a specific location. No surprise, Midtown is easily Manhattan's once and future red light neighborhood. Out of 132 eligible illicit listings, nearly 40% could be found between 40th and 59th Streets, with Midtown East edging out the West Side at 25-26. The 30s also have a strong prostie presence. For more detailed results, check out the accompanying map; the outer boroughs will get their due, in due time.

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Looking to take up where Heidi Fleiss left off? Good news! The market couldn't be better. According to recent studies, Prostitution Management is one of the fastest growing occupations in Los Angeles, with demand for skilled administrators far exceeding available supply. But like any new business endeavor, there are startup costs that need to be addressed before a novice madam can staff up. Beside the usual overhead that all LA businesses face -- coke delivery fees, bribes for hotel concierges, law firm retainers -- an upscale escort agency will need promotional materials, security, and an off-site recruiting center. Fortunately, our city boasts an endless number of vendors who cater to "the trade" (whether they know it or not) and can help you successfully launch your new enterprise.

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It's not like San Francisco or Los Angeles quite yet, but Sydney's adventurous sex spots are definitely on the rise. These clubs do come and go, but local enthusiasts keep the scene jumping. If it's leather, fetish, fisting, ball handling, or swinging, then you'll certainly find a receptive locale that will put a naughty smirk on your face. Make sure you play nice and safe. And most of all, have good, dirty fun.

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