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Yesterday we posted part one of an email from "Spike," whose now-defunct blog covered the goings-on in the vice-filled Hong Kong neighborhood of Wan Chai. Yesterday's entry was about the "freelance" prostitutes who approach you in bars and try to get you to buy them a drink -- today's Spike looks at the flashier go-go bars, where "model dancers" sell hundred dollar handjobs.

We've done it in New York (twice!) and even in Sydney, so why not San Francisco. The sex industry is thriving here -- so much so, in fact, that MSNBC recently highlighted the City by the Bay in their special on "Sex Slaves in America." The TV special documented the escalating battle between San Francisco's many illicit massage parlors and the city officials trying to shut them down. Even though morality expert Mayor Gavin Newsom has made combating prostitution in his city a priority, online reviews make it clear that there are still many places to get a handjob or pay for sex in San Francisco. The spots on this list even lack the telltale signs of human trafficking, which means only your fantasies will leave you feeling dirty. If your favorite source of happy endings isn't on this list, please let us know in the comments or via the tipline.

You shell out $100 for a massage, and they don't even pleasure your most sensitive parts? It's a crime, but a preventable one. New York has swarms of semi-illicit massage parlors that offer happy endings along with that backrub you so desperately need. We've already posted an authoritative roundup of the city's best handjobs, but several tipsters have written in to tell us that a few of our original picks have since closed. So, I scoured the net to get a fresh batch of joyful-conclusion massage parlors for your pleasure and perusal. Most of these spots stink of human trafficking and bacterial infections, but fappers can't be choosers.

If you really hate the seedy environments at brothels and you'd prefer a "sensual massage" from a cute female that isn't on drugs, Sydney is alive with options. While sensual massage parlors typically cater to men looking to "get one away," many of Sydney's providers service men, women, and couples. Many of these venues also provide short term, well paid work to travelers who would prefer giving hand to kitchen-hand. Although prostitution has been decriminalized in Sydney (and New South Wales), on the whole, the sex industry certainly isn't as prevalent as in many western European cities. While bang-happy Amsterdamites and Hamburgians are comfortable with paying for straight up sex, Sydneysiders, it seems, are more content with the erotic massage -- a genre wherein traditional massage, the humble "body slide," and hand jobs collide. At nearly double the price of relaxation massage, an erotic massage is an certainly isn't cheap. Still, there's only one to find out if paying for some wrist action really is a happy ending.