
You know your neighborhood is phony when it's perpetually followed by a definition: NoMa is a toponym that has yet to be printed or spoken without its paranthetical epithet (North of Massachusetts Avenue), nor without a false explanation that it's just like any of New York's groovy acronym'd 'hoods, e.g. SoHo, TriBeCa, and DUMBO. Actually, NoMa is Washington's latest and greatest gentrification un-success story, the unfinished fairy tale of one eager band of pocket-protected urban planners. The neighborhood was drawn up as everything north of Mass Avenue, east of 2nd Street, NW, west of 2nd Street NE, and south of New York Avenue. That's about 35 fill-in-the-blank city blocks which after more than a decade have yet to be referred to as "NoMa" by anyone who lives there. Sorry guys, but two mentions in the Washington Post does not a neighborhood make. We're still not buyin' it. (photo: Andrew Evans)