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Expect less strip clubs and strippers in the city of Toronto, as well as elsewhere, thanks to the Internet. "Why would a guy go to a club and pay to sit there if he could get it all for free on his computer at home?" a 23-year-old ex-dancer asked the UPI. Perhaps because he likes the feel (or at least the look) of a real, live woman? Guess not. [ UPI]

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Nevada's Republican party has been caught wearing porn lanyards. At Las Vegas' annual Adult Entertainment Exposition, held back in January at the Venetian, sponsor Elegant Angel showed up with dozens of lanyards with the company's logo. They had way too many, and so they left extras at the Venetian. When the State Republican Convention came to town without enough lanyards, they unknowingly took smut-peddler's extras. No one was the wiser until a curious reporter discovered the mishap. [LA Times]

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Twin polar bears that were born at the Moscow Zoo four months ago have just made their first public appearance. Mother Cora, and her two not-yet-named cubs made their debut this past Tuesday. Here, some more polar bear porn complete with nursing (and in turn cute little polar bear paws kneading mama's tummy), playing with a bird carcass and channeling Narcissus. Since this video is a bit brief, if your appetite for cuteness isn't quite satiated after finishing it, click here for a full eight minutes (which includes a bout with a tire swing and Cora posing gracefully on a gate).

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During Christmastime, thoughts turn to days of yore like gifts from Santa, grandma's cooking, and the convenience store being your sole source for smut. But St. Nick's a fraud, grandma's been dead since '97, and the Internet has made porn ubiquitous. The holiday season, however, provides a good reason to buy skin mags-- if you're visiting your family, how else are you going to get your porn fix? Do you dare risk a peek at Mr. Chews Asian Beaver on your dad's computer? Christmas is the perfect time to relive your misspent youth. Head out to the convenience store and pack a slim brown paper bag with Cheri, Juggs, or Barely Legal Babes. Rip open the plastic wrappers on the drive home, stash the magazines in your shirt as you book it past your mom, and then finally, finally, enjoy your time alone. Here are some of the best places in DC to partake in that salacious stroll down memory lane. If we missed your favorite source for shots of clean-shaven cooch, please share your suggestions in the comments or tipline, pervs. (photo)

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Williamsburg avant-guade art space Monkey Town hosts their fourth annual Porn Week, starting Wednesday December 19. The events include screenings of short and feature length films and documentaries as well as workshops. [NYC Agenda]

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