Gridskipper

Last month, everyone's favorite government organization/blogger, the TSA, began to organize a small portion of itself along ski-hill technology. At the Salt Lake City and Denver airports, passengers are asked to "self-select" into three groups based on their knowledge of security procedures — and ski hill nomenclature. Because the westerners were so good at this special form of self-knowledge, the TSA plans on expanding the trials to Boston, Orlando, and Spokane. But when it comes time to segregating yourself, will you know where to stand, or will you have to just get right back on that lift and go back to your squalid split-level in defeat? Some sorting tips after the jump. More »