
It's important not to deny your sanguineous urges. Sure, you can push the violent, kinky thoughts to the to the back of your head, maybe go for a jog or watch
The View, but it's only a matter of time before things start bubbling to the surface. It'll start innocently enough, with a taste for rare steak and repeat viewings of
Carrie. But before you can say "hematolagnia," you're secret cutting in the company Lactation Support Room during your lunch break and
stalking Anderson Cooper. So please, let it out kids. Draw it, suck it, donate it, or just roll around in it with a half-naked hot chick. Whatever it takes to stay off the evening news.
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