Top Picks: Best Boston Bathrooms
As a city dweller, a gal with a small bladder, and someone who likes to both bar-hop and shop-hop for hours on end, the importance of easily accessible and clean public restrooms is not lost on me. We've covered where to piss in New York, but Boston Online is here to help us with Beantown. Not only do they list the good spots in both Boston and Cambridge, they also warn of the gut-wrenchingly disgusting facilities (dignified with a "P.U." rating on their site). Check their guide for the full listings; we've mapped out the top-rated cans here.
Wicked Good Guide to Public Restrooms [Boston Online]
Christian Science Monitor Building
175 Huntington Ave
Boston, MA 02115
(617) 450-2000
The CSM Building and Mary Baker Eddy Library has one of the fancier public toilets in the city. It comes complete with tile floors and art deco accents, and the clean and … plentiful mirrors are a girl's dream. [link]
City Toilet @ North End
Commercial St., near Langone Field, Boston, MA
We couldn't do a toilet guide without listing one of Boston's handful of pay toilets installed over the last six years. Though the toilets are known to have occasional … "issues," the location in North End tends to be clean, private, and well stocked. [link]
Roche Bros
1800 Centre St
Boston, MA 02132
(617) 327-7666
If you happen to be out in West Roxbury in need of a pee, no need to worry. The Roche Brothers Supermarket has great clean bathrooms right after you walk past all the … registers. They're open until 11 p.m. every day except Sunday, so you can even stop by for a relatively late visit. [link]
Boston Harbor Hotel
70 Rowes Wharf
Boston, MA 02110
(617) 439-7000
For a luxurious pee downtown, head to the Boston Harbor Hotel's restroom near their dining room. Instead of stalls, you get floor to ceiling rooms -- perfect if you need … some privacy or if you're going to be awhile. [link]
Quincy Markey North Building
5 Market St
Cambridge, MA 02139
(617) 523-1300
One would expect a giant food court and shopping area to have public restrooms exactly like the ones you'll find in the main building -- crowded, not so clean, and often … stinky. However, those in the know head to the North Building, where there's a clean and little known restroom that's small but never crowded. [link]
Cambridgeside Galleria
100 Cambridgeside Pl
Cambridge, MA 02141
The Cambridgeside Galleria has surprisingly awful bathrooms. They are crowded, small, and not always clean. However, the Borders in the mall has their own immaculate and … spacious cans free and open for public use. [link]
Charles Hotel
1 Bennett St
Cambridge, MA 02138
(617) 864-1200
If you're over shopping or drinking in Cambridge and need a pee break, try out the Charles Hotel, which has a great restroom up the stairs on the first floor. The hotel … has a restaurant and spa, so no one notices a passerby visiting for the purpose of personal relief. [link]
Lenox Hotel
710 Boylston St
Boston, MA 02116
(617) 536-5300
Even though hotel workers hardly suspect (or care) when you use the bathrooms, the Lenox's restrooms are even more accessible because they're used by customers at the … onsite Sam Adams pub. The adjacent pub also means you can use the loo late at night while bar hopping without raising an eyebrow [link]
Copley Plaza
St James Ave
Boston, MA 02116
(617) 267-5300
Hotels are always a safe bet because they have to be clean, and the front desk people hardly ever know if you're a guest or not. The Copley Plaza is one of the best hotel … picks, as their bathrooms (located right of the front desk down the stairs) are immaculate. One Boston Online commenter even writes, "They are art in the form of public excretion." [link]