Orgasm in Victoria, Pulled Out in Seattle

We've been on a lifequest for the perfect orgasm for years now. We searched for it on Jdate.com, match.com, and of course Fleshbot. We learned how to contract our perineum and control our breathing but all we found were fleeting petits morts. Turns out we should have been visiting Victoria BC, whose latest slogan is "Your Search for the Perfect Orgasm Is Over." Why that is is not entirely clear, whether it be because it suppresses your libido or satisfies it. The official party line is that it's a culinary orgy that awaits you but Seattle's Northwest Life isn't convinced. They pulled the ad out of the Sunday section and now, Seattle's still full of orgasm searching souls. Pity, that.

Victoria's Perfect Orgasm Too Risque For Seattle [Canada.com]

Previously: The Land of Honey and Water, Where to Swim in Toronto, Don't You Dare Gondola my Funicular