NYC's Hottest Bartender Contest

Nothing makes drinking at a bar better than drinking at home than having a hot bartender serve you drinks. Cleavage quivering as she muddles your mint, pecs bouncing in rhythm as he shakes your martini. Bartenders are neither naive nor pure. The more tit/wink/flirt/smile they give, the better you tip. And we're all for this modest exchange. In fact, we condone it with such uncertain terms that we're pleased to inaugurate our first ever New York Hottest Bartender Contest. Here's the deal.

What to do: To nominate a hottest bartender, male or female, send in a photograph, name, place of employ and a short description of what makes this bartender so hot hottestbartender@gridskipper.com.

When to do it by: Nominations will close on March 23rd at 6:00pm. After that, there'll be a great deal of voting followed by the election of a winner.

Can I be 10 and can I nominate myself?: No. You must be 21 and live in New York and you can't nominate yourself. Other than that regular contest rules apply.

What do I win?: We'll be selecting two bartenders, hottest male and hottest female. The person who nominated the winning bartender will receive a bottle of Macallan 18 Year Old Gran Reserva Single Malt Highland Scotch Whisky and two tumblers. A perfect way to get to know your hot bartender.