NYC Gridskipper Intern Wanted

We're looking for some help around here, as these roast suckling pigs aren't going to serve themselves. Absolute non-negotiable requirements:

• Must live in New York City.
• Must already know how to blog.
• Must be able to write good.

These three requirements really are really really not up for debate. Though you do have to live in New York, you can work from home or wherever (office space is available should you need it though). Having an extant blog of your own and familiarity with Movable Type are big plusses. This intern will do some very light research, posting, and site maintenance -- less than 10 hours a week total. Possible extracurricular opportunities include covering the site when the editor's offline, event and/or venue coverage, bylines & masthead credit, swag, etc. Shockingly, there is minimal though actual pay involved. Serious inquiries only; anyone who commits and subsequently flakes off may be murdered, at our sole discretion. Duties to commence ASAP, so interested parties should send email to tips@gridskipper.com, summing up your vitals and justifying your suitability in one reasonably brief paragraph. Include links to online writing/blog samples. No resumes please.