Gridskipper
Imagine: It's Friday night in your average sausage-fest bar, and the doucheitude is suffocating. The carpet-bombing of Axe bodyspray and popped collars makes Dresden look like dollar night at Scores. On the off chance that you haven't been hypnotized by the glow of the Miller Lite-coated Golden Tee, it's time to hatch an escape plan quickly. Read on for your weekend guide to playing hookup bingo like your grandmother on Benzedrine. At someplace better. All of them are in haiku. Sorry about that.
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Cigar Bar
850 Montgomery St, San Francisco, CA 94133
Just enough locals. / B&T get cozy and drunk. / More booze less talking. [link]
N 37° 47.48475 W 122° 24.14397
Encore Karaoke Lounge
1550 California St, San Francisco, CA 94109
Many girls' birthdays. / "Me sing? Convince me, sexy." / What a microphone. [link]
N 37° 47.26516 W 122° 25.11993
Cat Club
1190 Folsom St, San Francisco, CA 94103
Thursday is 80s. / Lots of ladies, gay or straight. / Jager bombs for all. [link]
N 37° 46.30719 W 122° 24.36013
Dalva
3121 16th St, San Francisco, CA 94103
Mellower Mission scene. / Girls let down their guard easier. / Here they come, suckers. [link]
N 37° 45.53640 W 122° 25.19189
Comet Club
3111 Fillmore St, San Francisco, CA 94123
In the Marina. / So drunk and sweaty dancing. / Triple-kiss those twins. [link]
N 37° 47.53158 W 122° 26.9589
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so beautiful...makes me tear up a little
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