Taradise: Tarahiatus

Last night, E! reran the Pamplona episode of Taradise, so I'm afraid I have nothing for you this morning ... no Drink Report, no Mack Report, no Self-Loathing Index. The finely calibrated system of video equipment designed to isolate and capture the most embarrassing image from each airing of Taradise sits idle, working over the morning's porn load instead. At first I feared this meant the show had been pulled after all, but it looks like Tara will be back next week with a new Paris (the city) episode. In the meantime, I won't leave you with a completely empty plate. Enjoy this account of Tara frolicking with a less than enthused Usher at the Venetian's pool in Las Vegas (new favorite insult: "whoreanous"). She was in town to attend the opening of the Venetian's new Tao nightclub. Sadly no Taradise ep in Vegas, since it does appear the show sure ain't filming anything new, at least. Oh, and just in case you missed it, Tara hypothesizes that one of her breasts might have shot Gandhi. No, really.

Tara Reid: Taradise Does Vegas [PerezHilton]
Taradise Tarnishes Vegas [PerezHilton]
Tao Nightclub [Venetian]
Tara Reid’s Deadly Implants [Defamer]
Taradise [E!]

[Photo: Splash News]

Previously: Taradise: Tarrafied, Tara Reid Drinks to Live Again, Taradise: Tarasexual, Taradise Trashed?, Taradise: Meta-Tara, Taradise: Mighty Taraphrodite